GSP's Last 13 Books of 2013, Alphabetically #4 and 5

Kill my Husband by Stanley Bruce Carter

#gypsyshadow #fantasy #erotica

Eldelaide Crawson desperately wants to kill her husband, and she'll do anything to get the job done. But despite her best efforts, Barrett manages to survive her strange and diabolical attacks. And then, just as success finally appears within her grasp, Eldelaide makes a bizarre discovery that changes everything.

Word Count: 30000

Pages to Print: 103

Price: 4.99

http://www.amazon.com/Kill-My-Husband-ebook/dp/B00F02N802
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kill-my-husband-stanley-bruce-carter/1116840670
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/354667
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Kill

How can it possibly be this difficult to kill one lousy husband? Kill My Husband by Stanley Bruce Carter. Available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Kill

Memoirs of a Jobseeker by Ivano Massari

#gypsyshadow #humor #comedy

When Ian Mason’s contract with Snapper Search, Inc. in Dublin, Ireland is not renewed, he embarks on a journey of desperate job seeking that carries him across the Emerald Isle and beyond. His search for a job and for security for his family becomes a journey of self-discovery and increased faith as he is forced to call upon all his faculties and strength of will to stay the course and retain his sanity while groping his way to a new job in the foggy unreality of the twilight zone world of the jobseeker.

Word Count: 12300

Pages to Print: 54

Price: $3.99

http://www.amazon.com/Memoirs-Jobseeker-Ivano-Massari-ebook/dp/B00GGQ8TKA

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/memoirs-of-a-jobseeker-ivano-massari/1117328321

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/374945

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/IvanoMassari.html#Memoirs

Join Ian Mason and enter the surreal heart of darkness-world of the jobseeker, as he encounters the heartbreaking, bizarre and humorous realities of finding employment. Memoirs of a Jobseeker, Illustrated humorous short stories by Ivano Massari. Available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/IvanoMassari.html#Memoirs

GSP's Book of the Day October 19

The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle by Stanley Bruce Carter

#gypsyshadow #blackmail #erotica

The Ballingers’ maid is very good at finding dirt—not just dust and grime, but the dirty little secrets the Ballinger clan desperately wants to hide. And she’s more than happy to keep those secrets—for a price. But the handsome Ballingers soon learn it takes more than money to seal the lips of Stiffani Voydalle.

Word Count:   30,000

Pages to Print: 104

Price: $4.99

 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Extortions-Stiffani-Voydalle-ebook/dp/B00BEQ9G8Q
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-extortions-of-stiffani-voydalle-stanley-bruce-carter/1114511308
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/284723
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Extortions

No secret is safe from Stiffani Voydalle, extortionist extraordinaire. The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle by Stanley Bruce Carter. Available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Extortions

GSP's Book of the Day October 12

The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod by Stanley Bruce Carter

#gypsyshadow #fantasy #steampunk

Taram Zhod is one of the hottest dancers on the planet, and he has millions of female fans. But two of them are a royal pain—Queen Gelydia and Queen Scaldera. Each one claims to be the rightful ruler of the United Realms of Mariga and both are desperate to win public approval, using any means necessary. Hoping to score a propaganda coup, Scaldera orders her soldiers to kidnap Taram and bring him down South for a command performance, but Gelydia sends her own army to intercept them, vowing that Taram will dance to HER tune instead. Taram has no desire to be a pawn in a civil war, but with two sets of soldiers on his trail, as well as alien gangsters, foreign assassins and absinthe-guzzling socialites, he'll really have to keep on his toes if he hopes to stay one step ahead of them all.

Word Count: 74200

Pages to Print: 249  

Price: $4.99

http://www.amazon.com/Depraved-Dances-Taram-Zhod-ebook/dp/B0054JZEBW
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/depraved-dances-of-taram-zhod-stanley-bruce-carter/1103126060
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/64639
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Dances

The hottest dancer on the planet tries to stay one step ahead of two covetous queens in this wild steampunk satire. The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod by Stanley Bruce Carter. Available from Amazon, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Dances

GSP's Book of the Day October 7

The Caskian Scandal by Stanley Bruce Carter

#gypsyshadow #steampunk #fantasy

The sisters Geggelkek are half-goblin, half-human, and totally horny. Behind the respectable facade of their stately home in the midst of the Yorkshire moors, they will go to any lengths to find hot young studs to satisfy their green-blooded lust, even if they have to build the men from scratch or teleport themselves to the ends of the earth to seek them out. This is a shocking and lurid tale of sex, perversion and blasphemy, told by a man driven to the brink of madness by his secret knowledge. If you dare read more, you'll find "The Caskian Scandal" to be steam-goth fiction at its finest.

Word Count: 44400

Pages to Print: 160 

Price: $4.99

http://www.amazon.com/The-Caskian-Scandal-ebook/dp/B0090R7FGG
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-caskian-scandal-stanley-bruce-carter/1112582128
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/217420
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Caskian

The half-goblin sisters Geggelkek will go to any lengths to find hot young studs to satisfy their green-blooded lust. The Caskian Scandal by Stanley Bruce Carter. Available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Caskian

GSP's Book of the Day August 11

Petchy Maligula by Stanley (Bruce) Carter

#gypsyshadow #checkeditout #scifi #mystery

When handsome TV archaeologist Faladan Pala disappears while taping an episode of “I Dig the Past,” it’s up to Petchy Maligula, grrl detective, to bring him back alive. Petchy is big and tough, and more than a match for any man, but she does have one weakness: She’s madly in love with Faladan Pala. When she hears an evil cult called the Sisters of Inner Beauty may have abducted Faladan so they can sacrifice him to the ancient serpent goddess Quatakexel, Petchy vows to save him at all costs. As she contends with ghost gangs, demon wannabes, eccentric professors, reclusive millionaires and snotty babes, she must draw on all her power?both muscular and magical?to learn the truth. But as she delves into the case, she uncovers a secret that knocks her for a loop and threatens her love for the man of her dreams.

Word Count: 100,578
Pages to Print: 262
Price: $5.99

http://www.amazon.com/Petchy-Maligula-ebook/dp/B00433TB3M/
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/petchy-maligula-stan-carter/1103101741
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/22676
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Petchy

Sci-fi Grrrl Detective Paranormal Mystery! This novel has it all, including humor and ingenuity. A fun read by Stanley Bruce Carter (aka Stan Carter). Available from Amazon, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Petchy

Book of the Day April 18

The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle by Stanley Bruce Carter

The Ballingers’ maid is very good at finding dirt—not just dust and grime, but the dirty little secrets the Ballinger clan desperately wants to hide. And she’s more than happy to keep those secrets—for a price. But the handsome Ballingers soon learn it takes more than money to seal the lips of Stiffani Voydalle.

Word Count:   30,000
Pages to Print: 104
Price: $4.99

Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

1. Login to Amazon
2. Click the link (under the picture)
3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it.* if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .
4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.
5. Page down to the visible tags* (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"
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*Amazon, for some unknown reason, keeps dropping the like button and has seemingly permanently deleted product tags, so unless you care to leave a review, there is no longer any way to help us get the word out about this book on Amazon. We encourage you to buy it at Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, or on our Gypsy Shadow website (links provided below) and help our authors succeed, despite Amazon's bizarre treatment of authors and Indie publishers!

http://www.amazon.com/The-Extortions-Stiffani-Voydalle-ebook/dp/B00BEQ9G8Q
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-extortions-of-stiffani-voydalle-stanley-bruce-carter/1114511308
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/284723
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Extortions

Book of the Day March 28

The Caskian Scandal by Stanley Bruce Carter

The sisters Geggelkek are half-goblin, half-human, and totally horny. Behind the respectable facade of their stately home in the midst of the Yorkshire moors, they will go to any lengths to find hot young studs to satisfy their green-blooded lust, even if they have to build the men from scratch or teleport themselves to the ends of the earth to seek them out. This is a shocking and lurid tale of sex, perversion and blasphemy, told by a man driven to the brink of madness by his secret knowledge. If you dare read more, you'll find "The Caskian Scandal" to be steam-goth fiction at its finest.

Word Count: 44400
Pages to Print: 160 
Price: $4.99

Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

 

1. Login to Amazon

2. Click the link (under the picture)

3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it. if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .

4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.

5. Page down to the visible tags (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"

6. If you have read the book, please leave a brief review!

Amazon, for some unknown reason, keeps dropping the like button and has seemingly permanently deleted product tags, so unless you care to leave a review, there is no longer any way to help us get the word out about this book on Amazon. We encourage you to search for and buy it at Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, or on our Gypsy Shadow website and help our authors succeed, despite Amazon's bizarre treatment of authors and Indie publishers!

http://www.amazon.com/The-Caskian-Scandal-ebook/dp/B0090R7FGG

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-caskian-scandal-stanley-bruce-carter/1112582128

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/217420

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/StanCarter.html#Caskian

Book of the Day January 19

The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod by Stanley Bruce Carter

Taram Zhod is one of the hottest dancers on the planet, and he has millions of female fans. But two of them are a royal pain—Queen Gelydia and Queen Scaldera. Each one claims to be the rightful ruler of the United Realms of Mariga and both are desperate to win public approval, using any means necessary. Hoping to score a propaganda coup, Scaldera orders her soldiers to kidnap Taram and bring him down South for a command performance, but Gelydia sends her own army to intercept them, vowing that Taram will dance to HER tune instead. Taram has no desire to be a pawn in a civil war, but with two sets of soldiers on his trail, as well as alien gangsters, foreign assassins and absinthe-guzzling socialites, he'll really have to keep on his toes if he hopes to stay one step ahead of them all.

Word Count: 74200
Pages to Print: 249  
Price: $4.99

Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

1. Login to Amazon
2. Click the link (under the picture)
3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it. if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .
4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.
5. Page down to the visible tags (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"
6. If you have read the book, please leave a brief review!

Book of the Day December 4

Petchy Maligula by Stan (Stanley Bruce) Carter

When handsome TV archaeologist Faladan Pala disappears while taping an episode of “I Dig the Past,” it’s up to Petchy Maligula, grrl detective, to bring him back alive. Petchy is big and tough, and more than a match for any man, but she does have one weakness: She’s madly in love with Faladan Pala. When she hears an evil cult called the Sisters of Inner Beauty may have abducted Faladan so they can sacrifice him to the ancient serpent goddess Quatakexel, Petchy vows to save him at all costs. As she contends with ghost gangs, demon wannabes, eccentric professors, reclusive millionaires and snotty babes, she must draw on all her power?both muscular and magical?to learn the truth. But as she delves into the case, she uncovers a secret that knocks her for a loop and threatens her love for the man of her dreams.

Word Count: 100,578
Pages to Print: 262
Price: $5.99

Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

1. Login to Amazon
2. Click the link (under the picture)
3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it. if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .
4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.
5. Page down to the visible tags (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"
6. If you have read the book, please leave a brief review!