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Monday, September 16, 2013

GSP's Book of the Day September 16

Spam Vs. the Vampire by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough (with K. B. Dundee)


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A PURRANORMAL MYSTERY


Spam and the other cats at website designer Darcy Dupres’ house are frantic with worry. Darcy walked out the door two (missed) wet meals ago and didn’t return or send anyone else to look after her beloved furry friends. The other cats think she has abandoned them, but her office cat and (unbeknownst to her) protégé, Spam, suspects darker forces are at work.


Darcy’s last project was helping a suspicious character who called himself Marcel deMontreal with a dating website for vampires and the women who dig them. Darcy thought Marcel was playing and besides, he paid her a lot of kitty litter to design the site.


But before she can finish, the self-proclaimed vampire announces that he is coming to visit, and Darcy disappears. That and the—duh—black billowy figure with the white face and red eyes peering through the window seem like a dead giveaway to Spam.


Using the computer knowledge he learned at his human’s side, Spam escapes to the world beyond his home to find Darcy and save his family. When the other cats are rounded up and hauled to the shelter, Spam’s only allies seem to be a hungry raccoon, some friendly deer, observant otters and the fact that Marcel happens to be allergic to cats.


WORD COUNT: 65000

PAGES TO PRINT: 200

PRICE: $5.99 (available also in print!)


http://www.amazon.com/Spam-Vs-Vampire-Cat-ebook/dp/B004XD6YCI

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spam-vs-the-vampire-kb-dundee/1102095767

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/54805

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/ElizabethScarborough.html#Spam


There was no indication when Darcy left the house that morning that she was going to get herself snatched by a vampire and wasn’t coming back. Spam Vs. the Vampire by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough. Available from Amazon, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/ElizabethScarborough.html#Spam


Saturday, June 1, 2013

GSP's Book of the Day June 1

Father Christmas by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough


Spam the cat thought he'd seen a lot of the world in his nine months of life. After all, he was the foremost vampire hunter of Port Deception, WA. (SPAM VS THE VAMPIRE)! This was his first Christmas, however, and from what he'd heard on TV, on Christmas all was supposed to be calm, all was supposed to be bright. The deer and Renfrew the raccoon had other ideas however. In an attempt to keep Renfrew, aka "The UPS Bandit" from ruining a lot of Christmases, Spam begins a task that leads to his being the sole protection of a new mother and child, and a less-than-warm-and-fuzzy reunion with his feral father. Altogether, his first Christmas eve is a less than Silent Night.

The proceeds of this book from whatever source will be donated to the Humane Society of Jefferson County for the benefit of the animal shelter.

Word Count: 11,500
Pages to Print: 37--Expanded version also available in PRINT ($9.99)
Price: $2.99


http://www.amazon.com/Christmas--Spam-Christmas-Adventures-Emancipated-ebook/dp/B007307Q52
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/father-christmas-elizabeth-ann-scarborough/1109443544
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/158497
http://www.gypsyshadow.com/ElizabethScarborough.html#FC
 

Raccoon antics make Spam's first Christmas Eve a less than silent night. Second in the Spam Series, Father Christmas by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough. Available from Amazon, other fine eBook vendors and Gypsy Shadow Publishing at:

http://www.gypsyshadow.com/ElizabethScarborough.html#FC

Monday, December 31, 2012

Book of the Day December 31

Spam Vs. the Vampire by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough


A PURRANORMAL MYSTERY

Spam and the other cats at website designer Darcy Dupres’ house are frantic with worry. Darcy walked out the door two (missed) wet meals ago and didn’t return or send anyone else to look after her beloved furry friends. The other cats think she has abandoned them, but her office cat and (unbeknownst to her) protégé, Spam, suspects darker forces are at work.

Darcy’s last project was helping a suspicious character who called himself Marcel deMontreal with a dating website for vampires and the women who dig them. Darcy thought Marcel was playing and besides, he paid her a lot of kitty litter to design the site.

But before she can finish, the self-proclaimed vampire announces that he is coming to visit, and Darcy disappears. That and the—duh—black billowy figure with the white face and red eyes peering through the window seem like a dead giveaway to Spam.

Using the computer knowledge he learned at his human’s side, Spam escapes to the world beyond his home to find Darcy and save his family. When the other cats are rounded up and hauled to the shelter, Spam’s only allies seem to be a hungry raccoon, some friendly deer, observant otters and the fact that Marcel happens to be allergic to cats.

WORD COUNT: 65000
PAGES TO PRINT: 200
PRICE: $5.99


Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

1. Login to Amazon
2. Click the link (under the picture)
3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it. if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .
4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.
5. Page down to the visible tags (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"
6. If you have read the book, please leave a brief review!

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Book of the Day October 7

Father Christmas by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough

(With K. B. Dundee)

 

Spam the cat thought he'd seen a lot of the world in his nine months of life. After all, he was the foremost vampire hunter of Port Deception, WA. (Spam Vs. The Vampire)! This was his first Christmas, and from what he'd heard on TV, on Christmas all was supposed to be calm, all was supposed to be bright. The deer and Renfrew the raccoon had other ideas however. In an attempt to keep Renfrew, aka "The UPS Bandit" from ruining a lot of Christmases, Spam begins a task that leads to him being the sole protection of a new mother and child, and a less-than-warm-and-fuzzy reunion with his feral father. Altogether, his first Christmas eve is a less than Silent Night.


The proceeds of this book from whatever source will be donated to the Humane Society of Jefferson County for the benefit of the animal shelter. This second edition contains 11 original black and white drawings by cover artist Karen Gillmore and other new biographical material from the print on demand copy book, plus previews of the previous book in the series and a preview of TOUR BUS OF DOOM, Spam and the Zombie Apocalypso, the next book in the series.

 

Here's what we need you to do (Thanks in Advance!):

1. Login to Amazon
2. Click the link (under the picture)
3. By the title on Amazon there is a "like" button, click it. if you wish you can stop there, but if you want to help even more . . .
4. When you click and hover over the like button it says "share this link: via Email, Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest." Click one (two or all) of them and hit share, it should only take a couple of minutes.
5. Page down to the visible tags (Tags Customers Associate with This Product) and either click on the tags you agree with, agree with all the tags or, if you've read the book, add some tags of your own. The fastest way, of course is to click on the link that says "Agree with these tags?"
6. If you have read the book, please leave a brief review!